Tucker Carlson Reports He Lost Only Copy of Documents That Nail Biden

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Entire cults religions have been founded on similar bullshit.

Joseph Smith: “hey guys, so I’ve got this new book that’s the word of god and you all need to follow me and let me bang your 13 yo daughters”

Sucker: “oh yeah where’d you get it?”

Joseph Smith: “I translated it from these gold plates that some angel gave me”

Sucker: “cool! an angel! where is he?”

Joseph Smith: “Well, he’s not around anymore”

Sucker: “ok well can I see the gold plates?”

Joseph Smith: “well, the angel sort of took the plates with him when he left”

Sucker: “hmm.. seems legit. hey honey, come over here I’ve got someone you’re gonna want to meet. oh, and bring the girls!”

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